terça-feira, 15 de janeiro de 2013

Tira 6 minutos... de férias !


Love is beautiful


- Tell me, what is sex?
- Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.
- And what is good sex?
- Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.
- And what is love?
- Love? That's a Jewish invention to avoid leaving money on the table.

domingo, 13 de janeiro de 2013