Love is beautiful

- Tell me, what is sex?

- Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table.

- And what is good sex?

- Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy, he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table.

- And what is love?

- Love? That's a Jewish invention to avoid leaving money on the table.